Mormon Church clarifies revelation declaring Donald Trump as ‘Antichrist’

Less than 24 hours after a controversial revelation declaring Donald Trump as the Anti-Christ was leaked to the media, The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (aka the Mormon Church) has clarified its position on the Republican presidential candidate’s role in the End of Days. “There have been erroneous reports that President Thomas S. Monson has received revelation that Donald Trump was the Anti-Christ and therefore, Armageddon is upon us,” Church spokesman Eric Hawkins said in a press release. “Pres. Monson will be delivering the full wording of the revelation…

Politically Speaking – 3/29/16

Just wanted to hit some political highlights and lowlights this week. 1. Random Donald Trump Quotes I Found After 10 Minutes of Googling “Nobody has more respect for women than me.” “Nobody reads the Bible more than me.” “Nobody knows the system better than me.” “Nobody’s done more for equality than me.” “On trade, there’s nobody more conservative than me.” On ISIS: “Nobody would be tougher than me.” “There’s nobody better to beat Hillary Clinton than me.” “Nobody builds walls better than me.” “There’s no one more pro-Israel than me.”…