BREAKING: LDS Church To Create Wards For Liberals

According to sources speaking on condition of anonymity, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints will announce at this weekend’s General Conference the creation of separate wards for members who consider themselves more liberal that the mainstream Church. Presumably, this change will take effect immediately.  The wards will be structured much like current Young Single and Mid-Single Adult wards now in existence. Records for individual church members will be transferred into the new wards at the members’ request. In creating separate wards, the number of fights in Sunday School are…

What if Utah Politics Were Like High School

A recent discussion about Utah politics got me thinking: What if we boiled down Utah’s politicians to the same kids we all knew in high school? And, since I’m the one writing this, our “Utah Politico High” looks a bit like Olympus High School in the mid-1990’s. The Band Geeks. They think they are the cool kids. They know their craft well, but few outside this group appreciate their skills.  The majority of the school doesn’t even know they exist.  This group is represented by the writers of Utah Politico…